Idyllic (Lyrics, Parody)


Melody: Shallow 
Tell me something goose:
Why’re you trying to untie my shoes?
That’s my radio!
Is there something else I’m missing now?
I’m falling
And if I’m dropping my glasses, then you steal them
From me
Oh here I found them – no, these aren’t mine!
Tell me something boy
Aren’t you tired trying to kick that ball?
That’s a lovely plane
Wouldn’t losing it be quite a shame?
I’m honking
And if you’re near me I’ll flap around, dropping
Your things
When you’re not looking, I’ll take them back
I’m in your garden
These are your slippers
I’ll never give them back!
Crashing your vases
Untieing laces
It’s far from idyllic now
In your ga-ha-ga-arden
In your ga-ga ga-garden
In your ga-ha-ga-arden
It’s far from idyllic now
Ho-ooooonk
Ho-oooooooo-ooooo-onk!
I’m in your garden
These are your slippers
I’ll never give them back!
Crashing your vases
Untieing laces
It’s far from idyllic now
In your ga-ha-ga-arden
In your ga-ga ga-garden
In your ga-ha-ga-arden
It’s far from idyllic now